Thursday, September 9, 2010

Jerking off

Do you ever get alone time to play with your piece? I know you guys take time to masturbate. Here are some names for it. Share your ideas on it.

*Hosing down the driveway
*Hotfooting it to the nearest exit
*Hug the hog
*Hump your hose
*Investing in pork bellies
*Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell
*Jack hammer
*Jazz yourself
*Jerk Jamby
*Jerk the gherkin
*left to your own devices
*Letting the cat out of the bag

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